
I am in a hurry today. I have been in a hurry all day. I was late when I got up and I haven’t caught up yet. I am like the politician who jumped upon his horse and galloped off in all directions only to find after a couple of hours of hard riding he still wasn’t there yet.
Have you noticed when you are in a hurry Murphy’s Law takes over your life? Well, he does mine anyway. Traffic lights that are always green turn red just as you get to them and stay red for an interminably long time. You lose things. Now I don’t mean you can’t find something you had yesterday. I am talking about losing things you just had in your hand. In fact, it is not too unusual if I am in a big hurry to actually find it, after a significant time spent searching for it, exactly where I last had it – in my hand.
Then when you are going someplace, even if you have been there before, you get lost. I even have a GPS. I’m like the little green van in the movie Carz; I’ll never have to ask directions again. Except more than once the GPS did not know where we were either. It recently led us to a hotel instead of a hospital and then argued with me that this was the right place. To add insult to injury the thing calls me “Master.”
We have a long-standing and well-deserved reputation for being late. Often we leave home about the time we are supposed to be some place. That, by the way, will make you late every time. We have been known to arrive after the party was over.
You know, every time we have rushed to do something or get somewhere the few minutes we saved really did not amount to much. Speeding on the highway is a good example. The difference in the time you get someplace driving 80 mph and driving the speed limit is never more than a few minutes. Nobody really noticed you were late or cared and probably did not miss you when you didn’t show up at all.
Well, I have slowed down now long enough to write my blog, even though I need to be on my way and still have things to do to get ready. ,,, late again.


